souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via orgasm)

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

(via orgasm)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

(via theperksofhavingbigboobs)

scienceyeah:

oh look at the time
i am a fucking bird

sealfie:

Remember when justin timberlake was in Shrek 

image

(via theperksofhavingbigboobs)